Friday, November 6, 2009

Lopez fighting movie's release


Jennifer Lopez is fighting the release of yet another home movie shot by her first husband Ojani Noa, which reportedly shows Lopez getting on the back of a motorcycle in a dress without underwear.

Noa has already laughed off a cease and desist missive from the singer/actress over his planned satire documentary How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story.

He is under a legally-binding agreement not to reveal details of the couple's late 1990s union, but insists the film does not breach the agreement because it is "a 100 percent parody".

Lopez is now fighting the release of an 11 hour tape featuring real-life footage that was shot by Noa - who now owns the copyright.

According to the National Enquirer, scenes in the film include Lopez looking at her figure in the mirror wearing a bra and panties, and another of the star in a heated argument with her mother Guadalupe.

Filmmaker Ed Meyer, Noa's partner in the business venture, tells the tabloid, "J.Lo doesn't want her fans to see these videotapes because they show she's not the person you think she is... these tapes show how she was in love with Ojani and what a wonderful sex life they had together."

Lopez's attorneys have already successfully blocked Noa's plans to release a tell-all book about his courtship and one-year marriage to the pop star.

Noa, a former waiter, and Lopez were married for a year from 1997 to 1998. Noa also worked briefly as the manager of his ex-wife's California restaurant Madre's.

Jennifer Lopez Might Have A Sex Tape


Diva Jennifer Lopez is reportedly trying to stop the release of an 11-hour tape shot by her first husband Ojani Noa 12 years ago. National Enquirer reports:
The ENQUIRER viewed the bombshell 11-hour tape that J.Lo doesn't want anyone to see - and we have all the details. The tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with first husband Ojani Noa, 35, a Cuban-born waiter she married 12 years ago. In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties - and showing off her famous butt. Sources say the star is embarrassed by the planned release of the image-shattering tape. The 40-year-old is the mother of 20-month-old twins with third husband Marc Anthony, 41, and projects a sexy but wholesome image. But that's not the naughty Jennifer seen on the tape - in skimpy underwear being chased around the bedroom by Noa, who playfully spanks her. In another eye-popping shot, a clearly immodest J.Lo laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no panties.

Jennifer Lopez owes her career to Auto-tune and a comically oversized ass, so why is she is upset about some tape? Her music and movies suck and nobody gives a shit about her anymore so why not get some publicity over the only thing anybody cares about? Like my anal sex tape with Betty Rubble. It's pretty big in Germany right now.

J. Lo Shuts Down Ex's "Mockumentary"!


Jennifer Lopez's legal team have sent a cease and desist letter to halt production of How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-lo and and Ojani Noa Story, a mockumentary about life with the star.

Really?!

The film, which is currently casting and scheduled to shoot in February, chronicles the life of Ojani Noa, a model/waiter/Cuban immigrant, and his pursuit of Jennifer, similar to Borat's love of Pamela Anderson.

Yikes!

But, this is not the first time he's tried to capitalize on the fame of his ex-wife!

Noa received an injunction in 2007 to prohibit him from “licensing, disseminating, distribution… any book manuscript or other written materials which contain private or intimate details about Lopez or Noa’s relationship with Lopez.”

Although he claims that this film is a “100% parody,” there is no doubt he has it out for her!

Noa blames Jennifer for never being able to get his career back on track and cheating him out of a proper divorce settlement. Oh, and she supposedly effed a bunch of dudes while married!

“The whole movie is about me coming to this country and getting my dream shut down by somebody who I thought was a good person,” said Noa. “I was in totally in love with her. I gave my soul to her. It wasn’t my fault she shared it with 3 people. I was angry.”

No wonder she divorced his ass! What a loser!

Lopez's bitter ex will pen the film, while Jo Estevez (Charlie Sheen's unheard of brother) is set to direct!

Would U even bother to see this movie?!

J. Lo Sex Tape on the Way?


Jennifer Lopez reportedly has a sex tape! But then again, who doesn’t have one these days…

According to The National Enquirer, J. Lo’s first husband Ojani Noa has an 11-hour tape that features her playing sex games and engaged in a nasty fight with her mother.

The Enquirer claims the tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with Noa, and in one scene J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties - and showing off her famous booty.

In another scene she allegedly laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no underwear, and in skimpy underwear being chased around the bedroom by Noa, who spanks her.

Sources say J. Lo is embarrassed by the planned release of the tape, and can’t believe her ex would do this to her. This is the same ex that tried to release a tell all book about her back in 2006.

A few months ago he claimed he was working on a movie about his marriage to J.Lo entitled, "How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story" but Lopez's lawyers sent Noa a cease-and-desist letter ordering the film, which is still in its pre-production phase, to be shut down.

We never thought J.Lo would be kinky enough to allow a sex tape be filmed, but you just never know with celebrities.